Welcome to the World Record LTE

[13/10/2025] This is the first words of the World Record LTE. Not the World Record, or not right now, but I shall call it the World Record LTE anyway. I will yap on about whatever comes to mind, like how PowerPoint rules (not really). Making a World Record LTE is gonna be hard, and I heard that Neo cities crashes if you try to type it all in. So, I installed Evernote just so I could make this World Record LTE. You had better be grateful, because after this Evernote will be another piece of bloatware on my PC. I'm not very good with creativity or originality so it these quiet moments I can just talk about PowerPoint and Google Slides. They rock! (not really) Hey, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote, this guy walks up to me of the street and he says he hasn't had a bite it 3 days! Now, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jocular vain. And he was bleeding and screaming all over AAAAAH AHAHAH AAHAAAAHA. And I'm like "don't you get it?". But he just keep rolling around on the side walk screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA AHAH A AHHAAAAA. Hahaa, some people just can't take a joke, y'know. Or sing random Weird AL songs, or that, ok. Now do you see what I mean by saying whatever comes to mind? I'm only using Neo cities because every other LTE uses Neo cites. Have no idea why. Is it a requirement? What ever the reason, I do not care. And why do I care to say I do not care? Well, let me explain. This is my second attempt for an LTE, after noticing that 1. I could probably make it better and 2. I found the LTE website after I found the record for the longest text typed on the world wide web was smaller than the longest novel (which has like 9 million characters or something). After I found the LTE website, I found Neo cities. Neo cities, for some random reason, needed e-mail verification. Like, I don't get why so many websites have this "e-mail verification" yap. I could guess that people could argue "oH, bUt tHe e-mAiL iS tO mAkE sUrE yOu pUt iN tHe cORREct e-mAiL". But, why do you put an e-mail in in the first place? I'm probably stupid, and there is probably a really good explanation for this, like its probably to decrease bots. But, in fact, I don't care how hard the "I'm not a robot" tests are, I just don't want this e-mail yap. Now, I have no idea if that e-mail is so people can e-mail ME, and trash mail me NON STOP. So, that is why I care that I do not care. Also, a lot of the LTE thing-a-me-bobs have their e-mail saying some weird stuff like: "Email me here if you have a LTE thing-a-me-bob!!!! 🤯🤯🤯" So it that why they need my e-mail? And where do these emails go to? Like, am I missing something? Is every LTE part of a secret mafia gang with all their emails connected? Either way, there's an e-mail on the LTE front page so I can use that to submit my LTE when it's finished. Ok, I gotta quickly finish this off for today! Don't know what else to put here! ByeEEEEEE, I suppose?!!?! I'll figure it out later. Seriously, time is ticking, I gotta stop my brain from typing. BYE BYE EVERNOTE 😭