Welcome to the World Record LTE

[13/10/2025] This is the first words of the World Record LTE. Not the World Record, or not right now, but I shall call it the World Record LTE anyway. I will yap on about whatever comes to mind, like how PowerPoint rules (not really). Making a World Record LTE is gonna be hard, and I heard that Neo cities crashes if you try to type it all in. So, I installed Evernote just so I could make this World Record LTE. You had better be grateful, because after this Evernote will be another piece of bloatware on my PC. I'm not very good with creativity or originality so it these quiet moments I can just talk about PowerPoint and Google Slides. They rock! (not really) Hey, that reminds me of another amusing anecdote, this guy walks up to me of the street and he says he hasn't had a bite it 3 days! Now, I knew what he meant, but just to be funny, I took a big bite out of his jocular vain. And he was bleeding and screaming all over AAAAAH AHAHAH AAHAAAAHA. And I'm like "don't you get it?". But he just keep rolling around on the side walk screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAHA AHAH A AHHAAAAA. Hahaa, some people just can't take a joke, y'know. Or sing random Weird AL songs, or that, ok. Now do you see what I mean by saying whatever comes to mind? I'm only using Neo cities because every other LTE uses Neo cites. Have no idea why. Is it a requirement? What ever the reason, I do not care. And why do I care to say I do not care? Well, let me explain. This is my second attempt for an LTE, after noticing that 1. I could probably make it better and 2. I found the LTE website after I found the record for the longest text typed on the world wide web was smaller than the longest novel (which has like 9 million characters or something). After I found the LTE website, I found Neo cities. Neo cities, for some random reason, needed e-mail verification. Like, I don't get why so many websites have this "e-mail verification" yap. I could guess that people could argue "oH, bUt tHe e-mAiL iS tO mAkE sUrE yOu pUt iN tHe cORREct e-mAiL". But, why do you put an e-mail in in the first place? I'm probably stupid, and there is probably a really good explanation for this, like its probably to decrease bots. But, in fact, I don't care how hard the "I'm not a robot" tests are, I just don't want this e-mail yap. Now, I have no idea if that e-mail is so people can e-mail ME, and trash mail me NON STOP. So, that is why I care that I do not care. Also, a lot of the LTE thing-a-me-bobs have their e-mail saying some weird stuff like: "Email me here if you have a LTE thing-a-me-bob!!!! 🤯🤯🤯" So it that why they need my e-mail? And where do these emails go to? Like, am I missing something? Is every LTE part of a secret mafia gang with all their emails connected? Either way, there's an e-mail on the LTE front page so I can use that to submit my LTE when it's finished. Ok, I gotta quickly finish this off for today! Don't know what else to put here! ByeEEEEEE, I suppose?!!?! I'll figure it out later. Seriously, time is ticking, I gotta stop my brain from typing. BYE BYE EVERNOTE 😭 [14/10/2025] And ELLO ELLO ELLO EVERNOTE 😊😊😊. This is going to be the crappiest extract yet! I think I'm very good at yapping. I can yap and yap and yap and yap about fighting over who should have the cheese and crackers on the way back from a trip. For example, I can over-elaborate on a very small topic and make it big. *cough* You asked your Mum what time it was. You tried to check the time on your phone, but before you could see yo mamma said the time was exactly 6:31 pm. She checked the analog clock. She's so much smarter than you. Womp womp lil bro. You talked about how it seems to be later because its darker because its October and the days are getting shorter. You then talk about volcanoes and VEI levels and other nerdy ahh things. You then go to another room with a paw patrol look out tower. You notice the Telescope on top of the tower is wonky. You take it off and notice there is a 512MB SD card inside. You then remember the time you had a similar situation where you noticed the telescope on top of the tower was wonky, take it off and see an SD card, then you remember the time it happened again, and again, and again, slowly bringing back a waterfall of memories. The reason you hid it there in the first place is because you used to be into Wii modding and you left a 512MB SD card in there so your brothers wouldn't break it so you could use it in the future. *sharp intake of breath* Well, that gave me a few extra lines, didn't it? Now, let me cook, ok, I promise I won't just be saying let me cook, ok over and over again because I have absolutely no idea what to write but either way I notice I wrote about the same amount of text you wrote yesterday in just 2 minutes. Well, I took a moment and noticed it's still a bit more text until you reach yesterday's level. It doesn't really matter, I'm just saying that because I like yapping. Or, maybe a few more reasons, like how because I am really really, and like really really really, and I really do mean, really, really, really, really, ok I'll shut up. I'm a bit, well a bit more than a bit, ambitious for that World Record. I should probably stop feeling proud about how much I written because: 1. It's still a very big fat stinky way to the World Record, and 2. The less time I spend admiring myself the more words I can write. I feel like I'm not writing at rocket speed, so maybe I should yap some more? Do you think? Oh well, you can't answer, chances are you could be reading this like 10 years in the future. I hope I'm not still doing this 10 years in the future. I hope I get a life by then. Hopefully, one day. One day, hopefully 😢. I think, (I mean I think because 1. I've written so much and, 2. I have bird brain memory), that near the beginning of this mess, that I am quite bad at creativity or originality. Even if I didn't say that, it's true. So, what a better way to get a few more lines than talk about other LTEs? I really like the one that talks about waffles. I like waffles too. I ate them a lot. For breakfast, I ate waffles and pancakes and syrup and bacon and eggs and toast and jam and jellybeans and marshmallows and pickles and sardines and motor oil and gravel and hammers and houses and nails and bolts and screws and traffic cones and fax machines and existential dread and parallel universes and the concept of time and the ghost of my dentist and the moon’s left shoe and heaven and hell and god and his accountant and a polite apology note signed "Your stomach". I had diarrhea after that. Or at least, I think I did, because the doctor said I had immense brain damage and have been diagnosed with insanity. Or autism, or ADHD, or autism and ADHD, or PTSD, or autism and ADHD and PTSD and depression and anxiety. I like that song. Oh well, I suppose this might as well cure all of that. I definitely feel better. Well, let's just keep yapping. Hey, that sound like a pretty good name for a film "Just Keep Yapping". Or, in my case, I think. i'M sO pRoUd i'Ve wRiTtEn sO mUcH. Oh, shut up brain. Please, stop typing cringe stuff brain, it's not nice, what do you think the people will think? I suppose I could talk about what I watch on TV? Umm... In the morning I watch My Life with one child I remember seeing on one episode of Andy and the band, which I only know that because my younger brother watches it and I like, actually find it interesting so don't judge me. And I also watched Boy Girl Dog Cat Mouse Cheese, and please don't be like "oh, I guess this is what all british shows are named like, eh 🤓". SHUT UP I ACTUALLY WATCH IT OK? I mean, I could choose not to include that so I didn't get angry with myself, but I don't think I should, because I'll lose more lines. And I don't want that. I genuinely can't believe how much I've written in half an hour, impressive, don't you think? Oh, no-ones reading at this point. Oh well, suppose I'll talk to myself, you old divil. Yes, you. I got that phrase from a book I'm reading, called "War Horse" by Micheal Morporgo. It is about World War I though, so it is a bit sad. Though, highly recommend it, seriously. I... I, need something to talk about. I think the only good this is doing is that I've added divil and Morporgo to the dictionary on my computer... Sorry, I went blank and started googling random things again. I should stop stopping and start starting. I mean, I'm pretty chuffed about what I've done, good thing I haven't started for a third time. Just the second time, just the second time. I've read some of Micheal Morporgo's (yes! no red squiggly line this time. Also, on that note, why is there a red squiggly line for a misspelt word. I see it all the time when I type in multi-case, LiKe tHiS, but I know red means "wrong", but why the squiggly line? It probably dated back to like the 1800, when your teacher was in school 💀. Sorry. What? No no no, I'm not sorry for roasting your teacher, I'm sorry for using the Matt Rose trademark emoji. Anyway, yknow when your teachers marking and puts a squiggly line with a "sp" next to it, for spelling. No? Must just be my school. Oh dang I noticed I made a mistake. No, you old silly (also from War Horse, and yes I know double brackets!), not for putting too much in a brackets place, I put "Micheal Morporgo" instead of "Micheal Morporgo's". Wait what? Why is there a red squiggly line? You gotta be joking me right now. And its correction is "Morphology's". Well, THAT certainly isn't a word. Suppose I'll add that to dictionary as well. Anyway back to no brackets. This was all just to say that there was no squiggly line, but instead I started something else, eh?) other books, like... Like one I have read but can't remember. HEY! I know something I can yap about! How brains work! I read this e-book a while ago about someone who grew up in a farm (this is a true story btw. Not that growing up in a farm sounds fake, I just thought I might put that here so you know) and wasn't very good at maths (or math if your American). She then couldn't find a job so she was forced to work at like a Russian military force, or something, to work with like, walkie talkies, or something along those lines. Anyway, I'm back from dinner, what did I miss? Oh yes, about nerdy stuff, oh no. She wasn't very good at maths, which I already said, so she had to learn to retrain her brain. Oh crap I ran out of time, so BYE BYE! Or maybe something I could continue of tomorrow. I SAY YOU EAT YOU SAY WAFFLES. I EAT